Today in celebrity gossip: Everybody's favorite on-again, off-again romance is back on, plus Jennifer Lawrence is dating Chris Martin, and Lindsay Lohan denies James Franco's claims about her character.
It's still not clear if love is a real thing that exists, but I think we can all agree there's some kind of dark pathology that keeps bringing people together. Does the human heart have an actual counterpart? Or is it more the case that a select few live under the tyranny of primordial gypsy curse of some kind? Unclear. That being said, if there were ever definitive proof that true love does exist, there is no more definitive example than the glorious, ongoing romantic saga currently unfolding between Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez. Their seemingly neverending on-again-off-again relationship has suddenly flipped back to the "ON" position as TMZ reports the two spent this past weekend together. See, their stony mutual silence had ended last week when the two up and went to church together, and then went on to do other "wholesome things like hiking and hanging out at home." TMZ also adds that the pair have "already started calling each other boyfriend and girlfriend again." You're probably already asking yourself, "Is this the time it finally clicks? Will Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez be together forever from now on?" At the risk of being too presumptuous, yes. Yes, this is it. Expect no more breakups or drama, only flawless, flawless proof that love is real. Thank you, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez. May we all continue to live vicariously through you.
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